Pre V day blues!
It's everywhere...like air!….gift your valentine this…gift your valentine that
* Cauliflower (Vivek said soombi pona rose vida ithu better :D) * Serrruppu! (spelt just that way really) * One tight slap on the face * Candle light dinner at Kannamapettai * Oru mozha kayiru * 2 tickets for Indiralohathil Na Azhagappan மூட்: லோல்லு பாட்டு: ஒண்ணுமே புரியல உலகத்தில ... Labels: Office, Oor Vambu, Spoof
  Idhu epdi irukku?!
 A spring time cleaning session in my house as usual brought out a lot of ‘goodies’ from the debris in one of the rooms which included some posters of the movie Shivaji (feat Rajini in his blonde wig). Now I consider that quite a threat coz the mere sight of it might cause Nandoo’s noble steed Cheenu/Ginu to go on a violent fix so we were contemplating on what was to be done with it. And that’s when I said “That man Shankar is damn right over rated!” Nandoo; “eh?!” “Of course; he makes at least one jarring song with pots and pans and other stuff walking around in larger than life sizes and ridiculous picturisation and they call it grand! I mean some times they are so literal!” “Yeah…so?!” “So now you look at this pic and you can see all them reflectors and an entire crew in Rajini’s Dior shades! Think that’s savvy?” “Yeah ….now that you say that…..” And we both were laughing out loud…hayyo hayyo! And to those who say Shankar’s a genius of a film maker and may be this is one of those glitches; then say, didn’t you think Baleilakka looked stupid, the freeze frames in Ale ale in boys looked ridiculous… “Athu ennudan thenir kondathu”…and we have Rajini and Shriya sipping a cup of chai…ayayooo….! There’s not one thing sane about the movie Jeans and Kathalan (save the music) And you would kill the annoying Anniyan with a smile on your face! I’d say, the man needs to take a break….obviously he has a taste for good cinema looking at what comes out of his production house (and some of his earlier movies). But why dole out crap after crap yourself? P.S: what’s with making low budget movies of your own and blowing out another production house’s money…. P.P.S: I think that's 2 in a row for Rajini...hahaha Song on: Poison Mood: Funny
BP!AKA bandha parties :) Or I’d rather put it attention seekers or people who know best to market themselves ;) And when these guys blow their trumpets, they sure do look desperate to tell the world about their capabilities, but a simple minded person (read moron) would only think they are trying to write a simple entry in their blog. No offence meant….this is after all one egotistic world! And why do that in blogsville, are you kidding me…this whole space is about yourself and how much louder you are than another person! For instance ‘saying sitting in my living room watching TV’ might make you sound like a depressed Bridget Jones outweighing Usilamani gobbling up buckets of Ben and Jerry’s But picture this…’sitting in my living room wearing my halter neck brown T with my diet coke with the TV playing some random channel’ That sure sounds like a babe…what more, ‘random channel’ would mean, you are probably not interested in the TV at all…may be you are with someone…may be you are…..okay lets not get to that :P So you get the idea right? So next time put in references about your work (only if non IT esp if you head your concern, please do brag about it at every chance…this is the single most important thing!), the car you drive (if a sedan…please specify…saloon…never mind), your sprawling home, your PG degree/course (read MBA) even if it is from the University of Jhumri Talayya, your little doggy (if you named him Mani, at least change it to Max in your blog!...And strictly no poms…German Shepherd and Labs; okay) References to your friends in a post…please use stylishly shortened names…Jennifer becomes Jen, Subramanian becomes Subra (hehehe), Divya becomes Di… And the IT chaps; every onsite trip, no matter how ridiculously short, must be preceded by a bye-bye mail (it’s a different story that you would by all means continue blogging when overseas..) and hey don’t forget to update your profile! Spend some time on your profile, sometimes giving away as little information as possible might be cool and yo…but that might really turn off and drive away new bees So put in some bits and pieces about yourself Music; A.R.Rahman is a must…but other than that, make sure you have a lot of firang names. And for guys, please don’t mention boyzone and backstreet boys…it gives a completely different meaning! Ditto for movies You might think ‘Tiramisu’ is a Jap Lad, but just add it to your list of favorite ice creams….trust me; it works! And any dish that sounds vaguely continental So next time you post….remember, there are a hundred eyes that are watching your space, trying to idolize you….and every post is your chance to do just that P.S: The easiest way might be to betray such secrets, the way I did…. ;) P.P.S: I am no exception to this rule…no one is :D (the profile rule I mean) But I noticed that some spaces over did it….hehehe….couldn’t resist mate! (the content before the 'profile rule')...Seriously, when will I learn? ;) Song On: Move Your Body (Johnny Gaddar) Mood: Wicked! Labels: Oor Vambu
Hitchhiker's guide to blogging...After contemplating for a long time, I finally hit on a topic which could create some sensation, make people writhe in their chair, a lil bit of controversy and a wee bit of negative publicity. Hmmm....sounds like Emran Hashmi's next film :P Well, I was thinking that I hadn't been blogging for a long time, and was wondering, even if I post something now, would people know that I am back? :-/ So what would I do to make people know that am back in the circuit? Visit their blogs again. simple. So that's why I visit their blogs huh? May be, may be not! I might want to check how many of them actually missed me...okay that would be pushing it too far :D Well, that's still not a desperate situation as I just have to go knock a couple of friends' door and tell them 'yellow! i'm still alive!'. But what about those that are new to blogger?Hmmm....what would they do? What did I do? What did you do?Let's see what Kupps....friend of Senor Subbu did Over to Kupps! Wait...for those who dont know Kupps...he's just an imaginary character...a new bee...a figment or Subbu's imagination :) Now proceed! 2 weeks...I am running around with this idea for a brilliant, ground breaking, earth shattering post...Boy I need at least 10 comments for that. How do I do that? Well ask that idiot friend of mine who asked me to start blogging in the first place to read what I posted. Then comment. Then after having hi the refresh key every 2 minutes after posting, I see a comment, easy....don't pounce on it right away. Let it be, we don't want to appear desperate do we? Let there be some time interval of at least 5 minutes. Go get a coffee until then. tick tock tick tock tick tock....Okaaaaay it's 5 minutes!!! :D ....Reply the comment. And wait.Get back to repetitive refresh every now and then. Hey that bugger hasn't posted a reply for the reply that i posted for his comment. Ping that moron again. ask him to reply. Moron says go visit other people's blog. Appreciate the crap they have posted. They'll drop in if they're a courteous bunch. If they don't, never mind, they are either too mean or committed! Okay....advice taken. Here I go...What's up first...alright, last updated...1 month back. useless.next one; female, 23, SINGLE...my lucky stars!!!!!!But wait, not much of a writer...in fact she sucks! But what the hell, SINGLE!!!...So here goes a 'first time here...nice post blah blah blah'. Okay now who's on her blog roll...Aarggghh!...not many chics in this one. Okay then lemme check out some dude's blog. That's sure to have a lotta chics blogrolled :D Well so which one of these dudes got a stylishly short name...aah...right there...Wow...this guy's like that tom cat server full of mp3s in the office....his blogroll's full of chics...Dude...you are my guru. I'd better be good friends with him; you always need a wingman you see. Lemme call him guru/boss/thalaiva right away. That's sure to get a lotta attention. Now ladies....here I come. :) Day 2 - Wowee powee... got 10 comments already. Now if I reply them, I can make it 20 comments!!!!But don't reply them today. Take 2 days time to do that, else again you risk looking desperate. in the meantime keep checking out these blogs. But 20 comments for a first post...WOW!I sure am doing good :D Day 3 - Wow....i already got material for my next post...But wait. Keep the interval between 2 posts at least 5 days...you don't want people to know you are jobless, do ya?! And make sure i score my browny points with that guru and not to mention drop by all the chics blog with a mokka comment whether or not there's a new post :) From then on Kupps has been on a roll....almost unstoppable. He got tagged, twice by 'chics'...he started a blog union; open mostly to 'chics' or if you were a guy that blog rolled more chics :P ....he scored a 100 in comments within the first month...and slowly he extended his conquest to orkut and in some cases to the chics' inbox too...Kupps had arrived ;) P.P.S: All these guides and classroom sessions makin it look like one huge university...yawn...but, what the hell :P Song on: Chak de phattey; Khosla ka ghosla Mood: Wicked ;)
Naanum Kadhai Ezhuduven! - part 2நல்லதோர் வீணை செய்தேன்அதை நலம் கெடபுழுதியில் எரிவதுண்டோ.... Sorry..copy paste error….read on for MY story :P Vazhai Meenukum Vilangu meenukum kalyanam Antha thenakuni kootamellam oorvolam ‘Doctor …Doctor Ravana is still alive, nelama theriyama…paadi….konja nanjam oosal aadura uyirum eduthudatheenga. Ivan wife vara varaikumadhu Ravana uyiroda irukatum!’ Before Onaan could utter another word he hears a smashing sound, stinging pain in his cheeks, tears began to well up ‘Doctor ennemo nadanthuchu enna aachu?’ ‘Mundam naa unna aranjen da…ella ara loosa thiriyiranuga, indha author kooda oru piscothu araiku ithana build up koduthu vechirukku!....Naanum namma KK maari naalu paatu padi blogla pottu periya aala ayidalamna vida matraanga’ On hearing KK’s name, Onaan in a state of shock staggers across the room knowing what to expect next in the doc’s blog… Meanwhile the doc dials Umma.. ‘Ummmma’ ‘Ummma to you too dear…eppa veetuku vareenga…gyabagam irukattum inniku malliga badrinath senja maari Chicken bimbili bonda senju tharenu solli irukeenga’ ‘Emma…naa un purushan illa, doc pesuren!’ ‘Thu…enya en pera ivalo azhuthi sonna??’ ‘un perla ethana m-nu count maranthu pochu…adha vidu. Your husband Ravanaku konjam serious. Hospital vaama’ ‘Aiyayo! Enna aachu??? Appo bimbili bonda kadayadha? Ippadi thaan pona vaaram Sun TV Sunday samayal paathu microwave-la appalam sudrenu sonnaaru kadasi varaikum seiyave illa…tcha!’ ‘Emma naa enna solli kittu irukken???’ ‘Sorry, enna thaan aachu avarku?’ ‘Koodiya seekiram kandu pidichiruven…nee hospital Umma…chi vaamma’ P.S: I am recommending myself for the Red and White Bravery awards for publishing this...I am braving attempts on my life by doing this ;) P.P.S: aanalum naa adanga maaten...innum part parta poduvomla...koodiya seekram side barla link poturuvene :D Song On: None...just the tak taks of my typing (12 manikku paatu potta pakkathu veetu karanga pinniduvaanga) Mood: Crazy
You dress so bad...
 ...I've heard your hangers weep!!! - Garfield P.S: Dedicated to Jeans Clad Van Dame [No not Jean Claude Van Damme spelt wrong, but a dame called Vanitha (Van in short) clad in Jeans :P ] Song On: Faster kill pussycat [Paul Oakenfold] Mood: Wicked ;) Labels: B'lore, Moi, Oor Vambu
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