Statutory warning: Ini adikkadi narrative-la italics and font changes vandhu ungala bayamuruthum, idhellam en ‘creative license’ (!!!) use panni naana potta masala. Porumaya padikanum, enna? And if you do not get what’s going on in Italics, never mind, it’s mere rambling, you’ll still get what the story is!
Taking off from where we left RF
It so happened, much to RF’s delight that one fine day TMG decided to quit the project and go in search of greener pastures with more lives to be ruined. TMG also announced that once he found such a place, he would soon pull Villain along. It was RF’s one chance to take over the entire team. But it was all thwarted by TMG’s announcement that replacing him at the top level would be that manager guy’s friend, Another Manager (AM). The team was familiar with A.M as he had handled the entire group before TMG and the team quite liked him. But TMG couldn’t let all to be well and fine so he also attached the ‘clause’. The long clause went that AM would be busy at a different location with his own work, so he can’t devote much time to this team. So I leave you all to the mercy of Villain and RF. The SEs breathed a sigh of relief after being terrified that how can something take a turn for the better and upset the normalcy of their cruel life.
TMG decides to throw a party as a departing gesture, the team mates are over joyed as they would get rid of TMG plus they would have free drinks. TMG is busy transferring his ‘gyan’ to Villain and Villain does all that is in his limits to pretend to listen and at the same time keep his eyes off the girl in the next table.

TMG aka Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Villain aka Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
TMG: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f@ck a Quarter Pounder is.
Villain: Then what do they call it?
TMG: They call it a Royale with cheese.
Villain: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
TMG: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
Villain: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
TMG: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.
Courtesy: Pulp Ficiton, Q Tarantino

Mayya Mayya from the movie Guru playing in the backdrop
RF tries to affirm her position with AM, AM being the blunt person doesn’t give her much hope.
All that when the drinks had not arrived.
Ting Tong! In came the drinks…and this is how it turned out:
TMG busy trying a tongue twister
Villain is not to be seen (sources confirmed he took off with a bottle of champagne. Girl-next-table apparently missing!)
AM is trying to flirt with RF
RF, her drunk self, doesn’t realise that that might have scored her browny points in her own unethical way, and wards off AM
Rest of the team is having fun at their expense, well, for a change!

Labels: Office, RF

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