Side effects of ahvin a toddler at home:

1. Your room is suddenly full of diaper packets, funny looking squeaky toys, dolls with hair torn apart and did i mention that wierd damp smell...dont even ask!

2. Your deo starts to smell like johnson's baby powder

3. You have to bite your tongue to stop from starting a phone conversation with 'Cheechu kutty' in a voice that sounds you were trying to mimick moonram pirai sridevi

4. Dosai becomes chochai, chicken becomes chia, 1's are called wee wee, 2's are potty, messy 2's are called 'mommyyyy help!'

5. Stray paper lying around is nibbled off with immediate effect. No, credit card statements, electricity bills, train tickets and rental agreements are no exceptions!

6. Everyone suddenly wants to know how a dog barks, a crow 'crows??', a bus honks...that too from a one year old!

7. You fall asleep singing god awful lullabys with the baby sitting wide awake on your lap

8. Left over mashed dal rice, wheat 'kanjee', apple pulp, paalak and daal 'kanjee' find a way into your daily diet

9. Your mobile has random calls going out to bewildered people (thanks to speed dial!), new entries in phone book that go 888, 6, *79 et al

10. You become primary entertainment channel and expected to deliver everytime that it's breakfast, brunch, lunch, snacks, supper dinner time...do baby talk (even if you are 25 years old), run around and use a dumb doll as creatively as possible

11. And if you sleep walk, beware...the little soft mound you are about to step over is not a swell in the pillow or the blanket!

12. Your laptop has a few keys missing

P.S: My one year old niece nishu has been staying at my house of late...and she's trying her best to pull the laptop charger from the socket as i am typing this

P.S.S: i think i am going to have to replace my charger!....btw, the pic above is the kind of company i get when i'm on net

Labels: Nishu

Posted by Sat at 8:59 PM
18 comments

18 Comments:

Hehehe nice cute pic.. :)

If your niece is like this then I can imagine how you would have been at her age :)

Yenna maathiri amaithiyaana kuzhanthaigalum undu in this World :D

Antha Kanjee paartha odane ore feelings'a pochu... chinna vayasula olliya irukenu yen amma vaaila vechu thinipaanga :) Kanjee'ya paarthale Gum'lam yevan ma saapiduvaanu sollitu odiduven :)

By  KK, at 9:30 PM, September 18, 2007  

Achoooooo!!! I love the time when kids are arnd at home! Chanceh illa!

LOL @ kk!

By  prithz, at 1:43 PM, September 19, 2007  

naduraathiri kaalala othaikrathu... thoongama mulichikitte paakrathu... ithella vitutue...

By  nandoo, at 2:16 PM, September 19, 2007  

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmah!!! (not for you :P) for nishu kutty ;)

By  nandoo, at 2:17 PM, September 19, 2007  

cute kiddo. :)

By  Unknown, at 6:00 PM, September 20, 2007  

sema cute pic..

paavam kozhande.. ungala vachi epdi thaan adjust panudho..

By  Arunkumar, at 11:34 PM, September 20, 2007  

you forgot about the cerelac part...all left over cerelacs are for me...yummy...

By  Wyvern, at 9:23 AM, September 21, 2007  

She is cute and looks EXTREMELY naughty!

I can only imagine the things that would be going awry when she is around.

Sat, I will be in India in next 3 weeks. And may make a trip to Bangalore. If you are in Bangalore, can we please meet?

Vidya

By  Vidya, at 9:24 AM, September 23, 2007  

kk;
hehe....i remember when i was a kid my mom used to give me somethign called 'sathu maavu kanjee'...it's the worst tasting stuff i ever gobbled up and it smelled awful...everytime i gulped it down i was one step away from throwing up...yuck!

Prithz;
i do...mostly, as long as some important document doesnt get chewed off, or my laptop doesnt get peed on!

Nandoo;
atha vitralamnu nenachen...ithnoondu kooda enna mathikka maatenguthunu oorukke velicham pottu sollanumanu!

and that ummmahh...nerla vanthu kodu....athuvum morning motta saapta aparam (komatuthu da saami :P )

By  Sat, at 3:47 PM, September 24, 2007  

BSK;
Kiddo said thanks ;)

AK;
athu panna azhchatiyam athanayum sonna apramum u still have this opinion huh?

wyvern;
cerelac ellam 5 months back niruthitaanga....still there are 2 unused packs lying at home...i just hope my mom doesnt mix it with my bowl of cornflakes one fine dayy :-|

By  Sat, at 3:49 PM, September 24, 2007  

Vidya;
She sure is one imp! 'Aiyo villi vandutta' is the usual cry her victims let out....

India enna...vacation-a?
me in b'lore only...wait...i'll shoot a mail

By  Sat, at 3:50 PM, September 24, 2007  

I think enakku sathu maavu Kanjee than koduthaanganu ninaikuren... perulam theriyathu aana post office'la vekra gum maathiri than irukkum :)

By  KK, at 12:08 AM, September 25, 2007  

WOOOOWWWW...intha mottaiya thaan sonnengala..semma cute..apdiye vishamam kannula theriyuthu :D neenga paduthina paatuku punishmenta unga thalaila katitaangala :D :D nsoy maadi...inoru point ututeenga..US EUR IST GMT PSTnu ipdi entha timezonela venumnalum athunga thungitu namala ella timelayum muzhikka vaikara matter..

//paavam kozhande.. ungala vachi epdi thaan adjust panudho..//

ROTFL..chancela...

onu vachu maikara kathais neria..imagine..twins..!!! rendum pakka criminals..

By  gils, at 4:42 PM, September 25, 2007  

Blog peru mariduchu???

By  KK, at 10:33 PM, September 25, 2007  

How come you have changed your blog name?


Vidya

By  Vidya, at 5:40 PM, September 29, 2007  

hang on to something?? enna panna poreenga?? titlea ketala summa adiranumnu mathiteengala?

By  gils, at 10:38 AM, October 02, 2007  

You must be uber busy. Munna ellam summa vetti arattai jaasthiya irukkum! :D

Vidya

By  Vidya, at 12:44 PM, October 03, 2007  

KK;
this sathu maavu was a well known evil huh???

Gils;
yeah same mottai :(

//US EUR IST GMT PSTnu ipdi entha timezonela venumnalum athunga thungitu namala ella timelayum muzhikka vaikara matter..
//
yeah...missed this point...correcta solreenga?...unga colonykke neenga thaan baby sittera? :P

KK, Vidya & Gils;
Chumma bored....athaan pera maathiten...hehehehe


vidya;
May be i am busy :P

By  Sat, at 11:01 AM, October 04, 2007  

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