Okay….I am back….after quite sometime now
Too busy to think of what to write, too lazy to type it out
But something I read this morning had me thinking, Am I like this?
The women being picky eaters thingy, that’s what I am talking about
Susie Derkins autopsies her sandwich and eats the ingredients one by one
Sally from Harry met sally allegedly takes half an hour to order a sandwich
All these had me thinking; Hey, isn’t that normal, isn’t that what most people do?
My friends feel otherwise
Apparently, there aren’t many who
1. Rip a chicken burger apart and remove the faintest trace of onion and leave minimum lettuce behind to chew on
2. Order a fruit salad to the bewildered vendor without pineapple (yummy, but too much heat), Papaya (hate that fruit!), apples (they’re never fresh) and sometimes melons (too many seeds!). That leaves out just a banana. I bet the guy thought why not handover that (A)kela to this lady without bothering to chop it and put it in a bowl!
3. Glass of milk at night. Normal. No sugar please. Not normal (!!!). And real good if milk is not boiled (raw?!). Need professional help!!!!!!
4. Love lemon chicken. But none of that chef’s special lemon sauce on it please! (would you rather gobble up Mac D’s mcnuggets?!)
5. Pizza for lunch, with extra cheese. But strictly coke zero only. Duh!
6. None of that red chutney inside my crispy masala dosa please! I’m a Tam and I eat like one :P
7. Don’t need no ketchup as side dish for my burger, pizza etc.
8. Can’t stand anything coconutty, but can kill for a spicy chutney, that tendor coconut dessert
and the wily intoxicating thenga paal and aappam (do they put coconut in that yummy crab masala?)
9. Rough edged, freshly baked bread sandwiches from upper crust which apparently could give a bleeding mouth to otherwise normal humans (hello!...eat healthy!)
10. Don’t eat no raw onions. Bad Breath has never been in. What? You said garlic flavoured cashews, Onion-tomato-chilly-garlic chutney, Walker’s Cheese onion and Lays American cheese onion stink just as much? How can they? I love them all!
P.S: what? Title doesn’t fit?...the hell it doesn’t! only someone who has tried every flavour knows which needs to be left out and which should never be missed! :P
Song On: Bombay Rockers’ Sajna Ve
Mood: Funny :)