Friday, April 27, 2007
La Belle Sans Mercy ;)
Statutory Warning: This is a work of art. However, bloody aftermath feared once read. Extreme caution advised. Prelude:
There are 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who can write poems, and those who can’t
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All right I won’t drag it anymore…finally, here it is…my very first poem!!! When I first saw your face I wondered at God’s biggest mistake! When you opened your mouth to speak I knew I got stuck with a freak… Your smile filled my world with light Do you chew Orbit White? You like wearing purple and peach I’d have loved to stroll with you on the beach You were there for me when I was sad and blue I can’t think of anything to rhyme with this but glue You walked into my life straight from my dreams, In your lose T shirt and ill fitting jeans. Never ever let go of this bond please, Can you order for me Macaroni and cheese? I see you every where when my eyes roll You're blocking my sight you troll! From the moment I saw you, I was all yours But now can you pay the bill I got after talking with you for hours?! I never believed in angels until I saw you But, I now know at least devils exist, yes they do! Every single moment of my life I would miss you You’d be the greatest fool if you thought this was true Every little thing about you makes me go crazy I forgot my glasses, so the screen looks hazy :P I hear your voice ringing in my ears That you’ll follow me everywhere, confirming the worst of my fears… Now I want to run from you, Which I would, once I find my lost shoe I know, it’s high time I ended this And let the bloggers get back to their state of bliss But wait, there can’t be a love song without the word ‘moon’ So I’d be seeing you all soon ;) My sincere thanks to Lyte Funky Ones, KK and Gils for your inspiration. P.S: This work is a result of a serious complex I got after reading poems on almost every blog. So here’s my stab at it! BTW, no points for guessing who the merciless belle in the title is ;) P.P.S: I have been asked by the likes of Shakira, Wyclef Jean And even our very own Simbu to pen songs for them. Song On: LFO’s Summer Girls Mood: Crazy Labels: General, Moi
Posted by Sat at 12:00 PM
38 comments
38 Comments:
phirsthu attendance :)
//I never believed in angels until I saw you
But, I now know at least devils exist, yes they do!
//
aanalum ivlo self praise kudaathunga.. :D
//But wait, there can’t be a love song without the word ‘moon’
So I’d be seeing you all soon ;)//
ROTFL ....chancela...enakenamo crazy mohan englishla ezhuthina mari iruku...u'ev takne thathu pithunu ularathu to a different level :D
//But wait, there can’t be a love song without the word ‘moon’
So I’d be seeing you all soon ;)/
intha "poem" padichi ivangalam poi senthutangala?? title cardla ivanga perlaam patha this looks more like a requiem..LOL :D
apt mood...aanalum shakespeara madham maathiteengalay :D mullah kullava kazhati adika porar ungala...
Gils;
Title card-la irundhavanga ellam indha poem-a proof read pannavanga :D
RIP!!! :)
Aiyy..Kavidha...Kavidha...Where is the maane,thene & ponmaane??
haha awesome! sooper poem ponga.
the poem that u wrote Sat
made me think if someone was smelling rat :P
here i bow taking off my hat
treat your shoulders with a little warm pat :-)
Typical Sat style poem of love:D
Where there wont be any dove
But Sat, who is that lucky guy
He wud treasure this poem like an apple pie
This poem may be your first
We wait to read more with lots of thirst
Yen pera potu puppy shame aakiteenga... :)
English version of TR aa? :)
ROTFL actually.. epdi ipdi ellam sat?
wah wah wah! KK .. shame shame :P
Karthik;
idhu englipees kavidhai...so maane thene ponmane descoped :P
HK;
Thanks thanks...aiyo...enakku orey vekkama vardhu :P
KK;
Dont worry there would be plenty
I'd soon reach eighteen, nineteen and twenty
This poem's all but a spoof...
You can read again for enough proof :P
AK;
I am trying...aana andha rangeku vara mudila...u think i'll get there one day? :)
but dont ask me to grow a beard!
Eppolerundu nee ippadi maarina?
"Now I want to run from you,
Which I would, once I find my lost shoe"
Kashtam...may Shakespeare rest in peace :D
Ungalukkulla ivvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvalo talentaaa? Sollave illa!
Anyway.. good poem that! Keep it up! :)
awesome...best satiric poem I have read on blog world.
love the irony here. You took all the common things love struck people would say and made fun about it without hurting any one
hate senti stuff...read the first line and thought...'oh no'...then read the secong line and thought 'thats what I am talking about!!'.
even though this was sarcasm at its best, in a way this poem was more romantic than the usual love poems.
keep them coming Sat
//You were there for me when I was sad and blue
I can’t think of anything to rhyme with this but glue//
Love these lines. probably cos I am not a big fan of the first line "You were there for me when I was sad and blue"
//I can’t think of anything to rhyme with this but glue//
kya subhash ghai ka agla picture taal hai.. :D :D reminds me of saif frm KHNH.. :D :D ada raama dracula kadichavangalum dracula aara kathiya unga diseases HK n KKum parapitteengalay..
//but dont ask me to grow a beard! //
ROTFL :D :D naan onum solalapa..
//I'd soon reach eighteen, nineteen and twenty//
Cineme heroinesku than always sweet 16 nu kelvi pattu iruken... ungalukkuma?? ithu yenna Afridi kitta vayasu yennanu keta avan 17 sollura maathiri illa irukku intha kathai ;)
@HK - All the monkeys (not KK) know your name :)
Harish;
Onnum illa, madras veiyil effect...konja naala ippadi thaan irukku :D
BSK;
Danks Danks :)
Wyvern;
//awesome...best satiric poem I have read on blog world. //
aaaha....dragon showering praises on me...aiyo me is honoured!
even i'm not a great fan of mushy poems, so thought why not take something really mushy and completely mutilate it :D
//in a way this poem was more romantic than the usual love poems.
//
hmmm...i didn't intend that to happen...but i guess things like this have that effect...the summer girls song by LFO is one such song which has rubbish lines but sounds sweet!
Gils;
//kya subhash ghai ka agla picture taal hai.. :D :D reminds me of saif frm KHNH.. :D :D //
didn't realise it could have a parallel in that :P and yeah, this thing is infectious, remember that V day post? :)
//ROTFL :D :D naan onum solalapa.. //
sirikiradhoda stop!
kk;
aiyo...who said i was talking about my age?!....i was saying there would be more such 'creations' from me, the count of it running till twenty! BTW naangallam age ketta ippa 18 till i die-nu solluvom...Vaazhga biryani adams!
//ppa 18 till i die-nu solluvom...Vaazhga biryani adams!/
athu 18 if u dyenu irunthirukanumo ?? LOL :D :D
//I forgot my glasses, so the screen looks hazy :P//
y do u always end up scribbling abt glasses wen u not wearing them any more :P
//athu 18 if u dyenu irunthirukanumo ?? LOL :D :D
//
:P
naanga mudiye illadhavanga pechellam kandukka maatom :P
Brute;
oye...i forgot my glasses and that is true, just that it's been 4 years since i forgot all about them :P
gotcha!
//aiyo...who said i was talking about my age?!..//
Chumma... potu vaanginen... paarunga now we all know you are 18 yrs old :P Chumma comment podanumne vetti comment potutu iruken :D appo thane manager paartha naan niraya code pannura maathiri theriyum :D Avar than Code pannum bothu niraya comment podanumnu sonnaar yenga comment pannanumnu sollala athan blog'la commentren :D
//naanga mudiye illadhavanga pechellam kandukka maatom :P //
*KK smirks
@Saga - naan sirikala saga :) yenna nambunga :D
//Chumma comment podanumne vetti comment potutu iruken //
edhu!....naa vettiya irukurapo edho document padikira pervazhinu bb postellam word-la copy panni padikira maari illa irukku...adhuvum mukkal vasi padikiradha vida scroll up scroll down thaan!
aama...neenga romba beesy-nu image undakittu ella bloglayum thavarama comment potureenga, unga blogla post podrathu illa...tell me the truth...writer's block thaana? ;)
//Avar than Code pannum bothu niraya comment podanumnu sonnaar yenga //
ROTFL :D ithula writeres block veraya...neenga vera..namma sagaku theirnga oray writers block avar apartment pakathula irukara block thaan :D puyalena pongi vara porar parunga...avvvvvvvvv......
Cha! Bill Gates free'nu sonna yaarum namba maatengara maathiri naan bisee nu sonna yaarume nammba maatenguraanga... :(
Yenna kodumai Sat ithu :)
naan yetho lunch saaptutu 1-2pm'la irukira thooka mappula konjam blog pakkam vanthu KK appadinu oruthan irukaanu attendance potutu iruken...
Awwwwwwwwww!!! ROTFL! This is the best humourous nerve i have ever noticed in a gal! Girlll.. this is awesome!!!
I m too late.. but still chance illa.. unga poem.. ROTFL :) :)
//Now I want to run from you,
Which I would, once I find my lost shoe//
Kadavule.. paavam unga aal.. rombave paduthi edukareenga :)
nalla velai,
Now I want to run from you,
so go and find find my lost shoe nu sollala.. :(:(
//our very own Simbu to pen songs for them//
english TR neenga thaanu therinjirukkum.. :) :)
kk;
//naan yetho lunch saaptutu 1-2pm'la irukira thooka mappula konjam blog pakkam vanthu KK appadinu oruthan irukaanu attendance potutu iruken... //
unga kadamai unarchiyai paathu yaam viyandhom :P
Prithz;
hehehe....thanksie :D
Ace/Sinagam/I'm not ace (settle for a name soon enough :P )
//Now I want to run from you,
so go and find find my lost shoe nu sollala.. :(:(
//
Indha line suber-a irukke...aiyo...miss ayiduche...thanks, will use it another time ;)
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